Funny retirement card with envelope whether it s for a teacher nurse or other jobs retirement is something everyone is so excited about. Any previously sleep-deprived recently work-offloaded individual will greatly appreciate the hilarity sweet and comforting reality of this nod of congrats greeting card. Use this funny cartoon card to welcome a special retiree to the pillowy dreamy choice of sleeping as long as they want. These high-quality good as-gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding) in North America some made in the USA others in Canada. Many of our fabulous custom and colorful note cards are also available blank to appease one s closeted creative urges.