Bill Engvall 12 talking doll features twelve sayings:1. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world.2. Ive been trying to quit smoking and I swear to God its going to kill me quicker then the cigarettes will.3. I thought RVs stood for recreational vehicle no it stands for ruins vacations.4. Sorry Im just a guy.5. You know youre getting old when you spend more time in the ointment aisle then any other aisle in the grocery store.6. Heres your sign.7. I know no more about women now than the day I got interested in them.8. We could come up to a stop sign and my wife will say your coming up to a stop sign. Aaaaahhhhh you saved my life again.9. I dont snore theres a pack of bears in the backyard baby.10. You walk in the front door and say Oh god what a day at work and your wife screams you want to hear what went on this house today!11. I think the biggest difference between men and women is this...men are basic just basic. There arent a whole lot of frills.12. Thats the only reason I got married my gym membership ran out. SKU:TOYSGB000AMC4CA