Country songs have always included their fair share of crazy lyrics. Some are rib-tickling funny. Others tell about lost love cheatin husbands wayward wives or promises of a better tomorrow. Like country songs books are written for many reasons. In 2001 I wrote Country Music for Laughin Lovin and Livin It Up. Writing it was great fun so I started working on this book shortly after. It puts readers in the middle of another 510 country song lines that I dreamed up over the last three years. There are lots of crazy one-liners inside including: -- He used to call me his darlin but now he don t call me at all. -- I m still wearin spurs but there s not much jingle left in my jangle any more. -- My man s a country singer cause nobody wants him singin in town. -- Her caboose looks better than the rest of her train. -- Somethin in our relationship don t add up so I m subtractin me. You ve just read five of the song lines found inside. That leaves 505 more to enjoy. Then you ll know why the future of country music looks brighter than the sun at high noon.