In this fiendishly original new novel Mark Leyner is a leather-blazer-wearing Piranha 793-driving narcotic-guzzling monster who has potential rivals eliminated by his bionically enhanced bodyguards has his internal organs tattooed and eavesdrops on the erotic fantasies of Victoria s Secret models -- which naturally revolve around him. Leyner s jet-propelled roller derby through the cultures of celebrity cyberpunk and rabid egotism is exhilaratingly bizarre exhaustingly funny -- and you d better hope it s just fiction.