Here is a book for anyone tired of speaking flat colorless homogenized English. Pennsylvania Dutchman Gary Gates provides a glossary read-aloud section songs recipes and more in this delightful inwaluble introduction to Dutch-ified English. Learn the meaning of rutch and spritz what a clod and a crotch are how to pronounce and make Cussin Rachel s Snitz und Knepp and what has happened to food when it s all. As you read this book you will not only learn how to speak better but when an American Dutchman becomes president you will understand him when he addresses the nation in Dutch-ified English.