Thinking of visiting Portlandia? Discover all that this magical dreamy city has to offer with PORTLANDIA: A Guide for Visitors. Inside you ll find: A comprehensive guide to all restaurants and food carts including extensive use of symbols to signify Vegan Freegan Sea-gan Wheelchair-Accessible Skateboard-Accessible Segway-Accessible Clothing Optional Polyamorous LGBTQ Dog-Friendly (No cats) Cat-Friendly (No dogs or mice) Mouse-Friendly (No cats or elephants) For Dogs (only) Regionally-Sourced Food Regionally-Sourced Waitstaff and House-Sourced Food (Born/dies on plate). A guide for dogs and dog owners including a detailed map of the numerous dog parks the city has to offer. Very numerous and passionately maintained. An up-to-date guide to shopping schools and entertainment. A city activities guide for older adults who are stuck in perpetual early twentysomething-dom. A guide for getting around either by foot or by bicycle the official car of Portlandia. Featured also are the 9 official bicycle rules of the road drawn up by Spyke and his bike comrades. Not to be ignored! *Please note and point out to your best friend that this book is printed on 130% recycled paper in a peanut-free smoke-free plant by local workers in a friendly and fair environment free of sudden noises and unnatural light.