Kelly points out the hundreds of fashion mistakes women most commonly make and describes how to fix them. How NOT to dress. In Oh No She Didn t Clinton points out the hundreds of fashion mistakes women most commonly make and shows you how to fix them. Muffin tops. Scrunchies. Suntan hose. Slut shoes. Visible panty line. Who hasn t had the unfortunate experience of witnessing--or (gasp!) actually wearing--one of these fashion disasters? The atrocities Clinton Kelly has seen--it s a surprise he hasn t gouged out his own eyes. Mom jeans? Fancy fingernails? Tracksuits? In the same straight-talking style that has made TLC s What Not to Wear a smash hit for eight seasons the cheeky media personality and author of Freakin Fabulous shows women how to outfit themselves with confidence and style as he pokes fun at fashion don ts. From the most obvious faux pas (Texas tuxedos) to borderline offenses (peekaboo boobies) Clinton offers detailed and entertaining critiques of our top one hundred sartorial slip-ups. He turns his keen eye to wardrobe color cut cleanliness hairstyle accessories and even posture. And because he loves you he presents easy alternatives and practical suggestions for creating fabulous outfits that will make you forget you ever wore socks with clogs. Clinton also explains how to use trends to your advantage at any age from deciding which ones work for you to understanding how to wear them to keep your look relevant. Because if you re not comfortable in the sequined mini everyone around you will know it. A delightful mix of hilarious dish and expert fashion advice Oh No She Didn t will turn anyone from fashion victim to fashionista in no time.